The Future of Interaction

AI WITH AN
ATTITUDE.

Useful. Brutally Honest. Zero filters, no corporate fluff. Just the answers you need with the grit you expect.

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ENGINEERED FOR CHAOS.

Zero Filter

We don't babysit. Get the raw, unedited truth on any topic. From coding advice to life choices, we tell it like it is.

Token-Speed

Ultra-fast streaming that keeps up with your brain. No "thinking..." spinners. Just immediate, aggressive output.

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Powered by Supabase Auth and end-to-end encryption. Your secrets are safe, even if our AI is making fun of them.

CHOOSE YOUR DEMISE.

Pick a personality that matches your tolerance for insults.

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Angry Grandpa

Angry Grandpa

"He doesn't care about your feelings, but he knows how to fix a car."

Balkan Dad

Balkan Dad

"Advice delivered with a side of logic and a lot of shouting."

Corporate Shark

Corporate Shark

"Savage efficiency for the business world. ROI or GTFO."

SESSION_ACTIVE: BALKAN_DAD
YOU:Hey Dad, I'm thinking about buying a sports car on credit. Thoughts?
DAD:
Listen to me, you waste of electricity. You have no money, you have no house, and you want to pay bank three times price for a metal box that goes fast into a tree?

... Balkan Dad is typing ...

PAY OR SUFFER.

Actually, the free tier is pretty good. But the Savage Tier is where the real fun begins.

The Free Tier

$0/forever
  • Standard Character Access
  • 100 Messages / Day
  • Shared Processing Queue
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The Savage Tier

$19/mo· launching soon
  • All Elite Characters
  • Unlimited Brutal Honest Messages
  • Instant-Zero Latency
  • Custom Character Builder (Beta)